![]() 07/15/2017 at 20:58 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Surprise, surprise! I’m visiting the States after years of being away. Couldn’t be happier :)
I went to one of LKQ’s junkyards where they allow outside schlubs to wander.
This is what I saw.
I’m glad these are here and not on the road:
PT Cruisers
Spray paint specials
Smelly cab
Smelly involuntary cab
Not pictured: Kia Amantis, everything that’s a Chrysler.
The fucked up ones:
This Avalon took it up the ass. All the way up.
This one slid into a pole
The A pillar is right at the driver seat
Shit’s on fire, yo!
Jaws of life
The car hitting the M Class flew over it?
DeMuro special:
Sadly, no bumpers remain to contain the warranty.
Prettiest Blue Disco:
So that’s what Ram front quarter chassis looks like:
Get dat down force boi!:
A wild Lancer Wagon appears:
Guts:
10 dollhairs to whoever recognizes the cars.
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D.
Half an A Pillar, roof and windshield. That’s all I need.:
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Belle of the (wrecking) ball:
Pretty outside, but empty inside.
Mexican fuel consumed:
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BONUS - Teasers to my next project: Camping in Cars with Uly
A rain storm passed by while we were looking. So Uly and I took refuge in the luxurious S Class at first. Then a Cadillac Deville.
Thunder and lightening scared everyone but us.
We weren’t scared at all. I swear!
Now, if someone can tell me how to share videos online without having to make an account, we’ll be golden.
![]() 07/15/2017 at 22:17 |
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Man your lkq is fancy. Mine just uses steelies under the frames to keep the cars off the ground
![]() 07/15/2017 at 22:23 |
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LKQ is a huge company. Also, my first time at a junkyard.
I’ve heard some junkyards give you polio and others have Lambos. So I guess mileage will vary lol
![]() 07/15/2017 at 22:42 |
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Nice. My local self-service yard is 90% pickups and minivans. The other 10% can be pretty interesting sometimes but rarely useful.
![]() 07/15/2017 at 23:20 |
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I’ve been to a Houston area LKQ. Don’t remember it having a zillion PT cruisers though. Granted I was looking for Volvos so wasn’t deeply involved with the domestic section.
![]() 07/15/2017 at 23:26 |
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That poor Jag! If it had most of its interior left, it would’ve been a great candidate for an engine swap!
![]() 07/16/2017 at 11:09 |
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That’s too bad. I hope the interesting part makes up for the remaining beigemobiles.
![]() 07/16/2017 at 11:10 |
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Yes!
![]() 07/20/2017 at 17:11 |
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Ooh. LCI E38.
Gib pls.
![]() 07/20/2017 at 20:09 |
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That E38 is enjoying the orgy :D